My Babbles and Jabbers ;)

Friday, June 30, 2006

Ducks Belong to the Farmers

Was chilling out at mum's place last night after work.
We were all in the living room catching up and watching the news on TCS8, they were reporting like S'poreans can expect to get cheaper ducks soon..blah blah...then the niece went pissed and..

Niece: Ah yee! That man so naughty! He hang all the ducks, they cannot walk! (pointing to the TV screen, the reporter standing in front of the rows of dead ducks hanging and getting ready to be roasted)
Mee: Baby, the ducks are dead you know? They can't walk anymore...
Niece: NO! Ducks belong to the farmers! He hang them up, they cannot walk!
Mee: But the ducks die die already, so the man hang them up to roast them so that we can eat.
Niece: The ducks so poor thing you know? I don't want to eat ducks! Ducks belong to the farmers!
Mee: .... .... ....

Aye...that silly gal!

Thursday, June 29, 2006

He No Come Back Today...*sob*

The title says it all..yea..the hubby not coming back today..

First it was last Sat, then it was Tue, and then it was supposed to be today...but yesterday he called and informed that he will only be back on Sat. Sigh. I is so tired of the waiting game, I is depressed. Seems like the week past so slowly when you're waiting for the love one to be back. *sulk*

Anyway, so far the diet plan is going smooth and well. It has been 7 days since I last touched carbo. Funny that I dun have cravings for carbo, but when I saw people indulging in ice-cream just now during lunch, I was so tempted to get myself one. But....control control....I will not binge..I is wanna lose weight now. I is no give in to evil temptation *screams*

This is the brunch I have prepared for myself yesterday, neat huh?



The salad consists of baby agurula, tomatoes, japanese cucumber and grilled chicken.

I was hooked on to low fat yogurt during my Phuket trip earlier this month, cos' Novotel Hotel serves the Nestle brand yogurt every morning for the breakfast buffet. Decided to give the Meiji brand a try and boy I was impressed! The yogurt is tastier and it has more chunky fruits than the Nestle ones! I like! And it's ten cents cheaper than Nestle too! Yums Yums!

Keke..the green apple is still kept in the fridge, has kept it for tea break later when the mouth itch for food.. way to go!

And the niece goes cheeky again....



Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Ta da! The Long Awaited TV Ledge!

Here's showing off my FIL's masterpiece! Haha...yeh..the long awaited TV ledge is finally up.

Instead of waiting for the sis to get quotation from her reno ID (took her eons to do so!), and smacking the hubby's arse to get him to check around for contractors to custom-make a TV console for the room, I decided to just pay IKEA a visit and pick up the DIY wooden plank to make a TV ledge instead.

With just the ledge and the CD rack above it, total spent was only $74. Cheap cheap! Looks cool yah? I simply love it!



And this is my new 17" LCD monitor, new from Viewsonic..thanks to Lori for getting discounted pricing for me. Muackz! You're the best!

Heart Sank like a Sinking Ship

Was summoned home for yummy dinner last night. Mum is the best I tell you, she knew that the hubby wasn't around to feed me, so she took the trouble to whip up my favourite dishes last night.

And so I was savouring the last lady finger from mum's assam fish, the hubby called.
I was delighted to hear his voice and was so looking forward to his return today but no lor, he said they had to do more testings for the temperamental system so had to stay another 2 more days.

My heart sank.

What? I have to wait for another 2 more days? I so wanna weep!

So I started to go bongus and accused him of keeping a mistress in Jakarta *haha* and threatened that if he dun come back soon I will go find another man *wink*

He said I'm crazy...even my papa and mama said I'm crazy..

Yah, I am...the emptiness of the house and talking to the 4 walls at home is driving me crazy.
If he's not coming back on Thur, I is gonna dump his clothes and pillow out at the corridor *hmpf*

I think I'm really crazy leh....hur hur hur...

Monday, June 26, 2006

Carbo...Tempting but a Strict No No..

Have successfully abstained carbo intake since last Fri. 4 days to be exact. *grin*
Am starting another round of diet exercise, not the strict one I abide for the wedding preparations in 04, but this time is to ensure that my weight will not go further up and and my gross fats around the belly can go off a little.

I is wanna start an exercise regime. But lame excuses like office building no have gym, i can't afford planet fitness, no time keep flying, are making me to procrastinate the whole thought. I is so lazy. I is like a pig now. Eat, sleep and no exercise.

So, for a start, no more carbo for the moment until I see some improvements in my weight. Urrgghh....so cham to reject rice, bread, french fries, noodles....

But if I can survive the turmoil the last time with juz drinking cambridge diet, I think I can make it this time round too!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

The Mad Mango Sale

Was at Mango sale earlier for the third time in a row.
Not that I'm a fanatic Mango supporter, but cos' the sis juz came back from her flight and wanna try her luck if Mango has kept some good stuff for her while she's away.

Personally, I felt that the sale this time was a real disappointment.
Besides a limited spring summer collection, I think most of the clothings on sale are thrash. Weird designs, wierd sizes, wierd colours and wierd prices...I dun understand why Singapore gals are still rushing to buy them. Today's already the 4th day of the sale but still, the mango outlets are packed to the brim.

The smart mango-sale-goers (like me, haha!) will have the "intelligence" to know that if they wanna grab something worthwhile from the sale, they MUST chiong on the FIRST DAY of the sale!!

I was fortunate that the boss has passed me the Members' Sale Preview invitation card, so I had the priviledge of previewing the sale a day before it was opened to the public. Though it was still as packed, but it is more worth going as I get to choose first-hand from the "loot".

Reward? Haha....2 skirts and a bag and $134 poorer...

Check out the madness..this is only the preview ok..it was a mad house..





Some gals are simply not shameful at all I realised. They would hand pick a big bag of their loot, skip the fitting room queue and station themselves right in front of the mirror and start trying on the clothes with their own clothes on!! Even with other gals' boyfriends or hubbies lobbying around the shop, they were totally oblivious to their own world...aiyo...I is so no face to see!

Some lagi best, fully utilise their partners during the sale. Some were instructed to queue at the cashiers, some poor ones had to bruise their ego to stand in at the fitting room queues while their gals took their time browse. I is feel sorry for these men lor. That's why I never want to put the hubby goh into such awkward acts and demean him with so many women around. This kinda humiliation is so uncalled for lor. Right not?

Sigh. And talking about the hubby, he was sent to Jakarta last minute on Wed for an urgent job. Some blardy system there is not working properly and requires him to go oversee. He is due to come back tonight but the system is still not functioning well, so tentatively his return flight is scheduled only on next Tue. I'm so chanting hard that everything will go smooth and well for him so that he can fly back soon. I is miss him to the core! The last time I saw him was Wed morning when he sent me to the office, thereafter it was all phonecalls and only phonecalls.



*Yawn* The stupid TCS8 is showing some dumb Chow Yun Fatt show that has been repeated for 189,9999 times....I wanna sleep liao.....zzzzz......

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

I is Lao Kok Kok

I so wanna cry this morning...drum chest...commit suicide.. *bah*

The hubby and I were waiting for the lift when we saw our neighbour's grandson.
The Ah Mah saw and prompted her grandson to greet us.

"AUNTIE!" the little shy boy shouted across as he shyly stared at me.

Huh? Auntie? I looked left right to check if he is greeting someone else.
Oh....so I is the AUNTIE...
Auntie? Auntie?
I is downgraded from jie jie to auntie now.
I is sad =(
I is wanna murder the boy.
I look very old meh? When I was in Phuket, the Thais all thought that I'm in my early 20s you know?
Auntie your head ok?

So the hubby sniggered as he returned from the common rubbish chute disposing our overnight labbish.

Then the boy went again..
"UNCLE"!

This time my turn to laff..haha..

The hubby snorted but still waved and said hi to the little lad. He thought he could escape...but no..he is also UNCLE lor!

Wahahaha...

To think the last time we were the ones greeting our neighbours "Uncle" and "Auntie".

Time past so quickly, so scary...signs of old age are also getting visible, white hairs, low engergy level, FAT, tiredness.....the list is non exhaustive lor...

Sigh...AUNTIE...*shake head*

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Arhhh...I Want to Stay Home and SLEEP!

I hate it when it rains in the morning.
I want to laze in the bed with my soft warm comforter...I want to hear the rythme of the rain tattering my window while I slowly murmur back to my beauty sleep...I want to..I want to...take leave and go back home and sleep the day off like the boss is doing! She called in sick again la..poor thing, hasn't recover eversince back from the Phuket trip.

So many things happened this month..Hubby got a new job (yes! he finally told the boss about it!), His youngest bro too, we went diving in Phi Phi Island, I partied with the dead in Patong Beach, we just bought a new LCD monitor, I'm firing my marketing exec soon, the Product Marketer was given the golden handshake last Fri, Serene is targeting her wedding next April and wants me to be her wedding planner (urks!)....and I seriously need to LOSE SOME WEIGHT!

So much nonsense...

Actually I just wanna blog that the hubby has fixed the TV ledge and the CD rack up with his daddy's help last wkend. Took a pic of it, but as usual, I forgot the cable today. *bah*
This time he didn't take 6mths to get them up. I calculated, think it was about a month? Ok lah, good improvement. Last night the LCD monitor came and he immediately installed it within an hour! Not bad not bad...keep it up baby!

Now the entire room looks complete with the TV ledge and CD rack...so niiiiccceee! The CD rack was not to store our CD collection, but rather, to display all my cute stuff which were banished into the storeroom when I moved in...the hubby doesn't like the house to look cluttered, so when we were renovating the place, he made a point to the designer to allow minimum bare space for me to display my ling lings and long longs...*hmpf*

This Thur meeting some ex-colleagues for dinner and yakkings. I is so missed them, we used to all brush teeth in the toilet after lunch...haha..My brushing teeth kakis if you wanna call it. *grin*

back to work....*sigh*

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Ah Gong Ah Ma - Happy Wedding Anniversary!

No, they are not my Ah Gong and Ah Ma, they are megen's.
Their kids (as in my bro-in-law and his 2 other bros), mobilised all the relatives to this small and cosy karaoke lounge at West Coast CC last evening to celebrate their big day.

50 years of marriage. Not easy. They have came a long way and shared all the ups and downs together to come this far. I is so envious. Nowdays, it's considered the biggest achievement if you can survive a 5 years marriage, or perhaps even 5 months?!

Anyway it was more of like a senior citizen karaoke fanfare? I was drowned with all the 夜来香,何日君再来,柳丁树,and all the 70s and 80s Mandarin hits the whole night that I was secretly praying hard that the hubby could fly over like Superman and whizz me out of the ah sohs and uncles' croonings...




Megen and her big cousin..


Haha...the niece shocked the crowd with the song, 夜来香...we are so proud of her!

To digress, last Friday's night out with Serene...
We initially wanted to try out the new Korean eatery at Far East Plaza but there was a super long queue so we diverted to the Ramen place next door instead. We then proceeded to Clarke Quay for some drinks and yakkings...and found this huge PENIS..not only one..there were many many..


Doesn't this look like a huge PENIS?! OMG! It's supposed to be some stupiak looking air ventilation in Clarke Quay, but the side view really look distinctly like a fully erected ku ku jiao..haha. We had a good laff anyway..

Friday, June 16, 2006

Doomday, Tombday

Arggh, I hate it when it rains during lunch. Can't venture out for better food, esp. it's Friday today.

Well, the doomday is finally here (not mine la!). The super egoistic, simply zor bor and friggin irritating Regional Product Manager has been terminated by the MD today.

We are expecting this day to come, but didn't think it will be so soon. He is so over himself that no one wants to have more than a word with him in the office everyday. I like to be neutral, so even though how much an asshole he is, I will still be professional about everything. My boss even labelled me as his "best fren" for being kind to him. haha. What a laugh! So off he is today, he shall forever disappear from our faces and a put a final stop to all the office conflicts and clashes from today onwards.

I is dunno what to say. Though he may be a slacker, but I is still sympathise him. After all he has a family to support and a house to keep. I hope he can go to greener grounds and pursue his own career, I'm sure he will, since he always boasts of the many contacts he has and how expert he is in the data storage market.

Ciao JK...good luck in your future endeavours. Dun bear grudges, I think the company is kind enough to keep you after you have messed the biz in China. Tata.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

He's HIRED!

The hubby went for his 3rd round of interview yesterday and voila! He's got the job!
I is so proud of him. He is my MAN!
It's so amazing that even though he has asked for the sky (for his pay), the new company did not hassle or bargain with him. I guess they are aware that they have to pay for the quality they want? Pay peanuts and you get monkey?

Anyway, I hope the hubby will love his new job as much as he loves his current job. May he strive high in his new career and may I realise my tai tai wannabe dream soon. Haha...so far my application has been rejected by him leh *wails*

Well, last night when he came home, he asked how much a coach bag will cost. I was like...hmmm...why leh (suddenly I panicked cos' I thought he wants to buy for his mama)? He said he thought of getting me one cos' I have been longing to own a Coach handbag since last year. *Phew* I is so happy. I will go Coach boutiques to check out their new models this weekend. *evil laff* I is can't wait. ..

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Diving Adventure Part 1

Haven't receive the pics from David. So here's some pics I took before we went diving at Phi Phi Island. We set off and reached the pier. Was damn bloody packed. So many people bought the one day Phi Phi Island tour. For us? It was free...haha. We didn't even have to pay for the tickets for the Cruiser cos' David owns 4 of them with 2 other shareholders!



We didn't have to squeeze with everyone on the deck or the air-con seats.....



We had our VIP seats in David's Captain's Room!! But the aircon was too much for us lah...so we proceeded to the deck for some fresh air and sun.



This is David.. he used to be bigger size until he took up diving...right. So perhaps I shld continue my diving course soon, to shed those frigging fats!



We are such photo whores..pose and pose..


I was looking up the sky and saw this straight line across the many clouds. So amazingly cool!


Ta da! This is Phi Phi Island..part of it only la..



David's diving facilities in his cruiser. This is his training pool for the divers. If you look closely, it is not a swimming pool, the water came from the sea and it is not enclosed. He put grills around the pool so that the diving newbies like us can have a better feel of the sea and the current during the trainings.


Check out these sotongs they caught the night before. Sun-tanning on the deck of the cruiser. Haa..2 of them were handicapped, one had a jacked eye, the other has broken "legs". that's why they got caught. Haaaa... orbey!


The night is falling, they are fishing for more squids for sashimi! Yums!


There you go...after 2 hrs, David finally caught a huge squid!


Haha! That was our dinner!


Keke..my poor Hub! He stood so near the fishing line, so the furious squid squirted black ink when David tried to pull him out from the sea. Me? Lucky I ran fast, only got some stains on my right leg. Damn heng!


And they caught more sotongs....


They quickly became our dinner delicacies..fresh and raw sotongs with home-made chilli! Sedap! My first time tasting raw sotongs, they tasted crunchy and sweet..and blended very well with the firing hot chilli! Huff huff puff puff!


We had our simple dinner in the cruiser. David's crew cooked...it was horrid, but have to make do lah.


Before we left the island, David presented us this necklace as souvenir. He said it's the shark's teeth wor, dunno how true it is. He is one diver that doesn't abide a diver's principle. Haha..he eats sharks meat, sharks fins...and he wears shark's teeth. Better not tell my diver frens, else they sure whack him upside down!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Post Event Pics

As promised, here are some pics for the event in Phuket..

We touched down in Phuket on Sunday afternoon (4/6), checked in to our respective hotel rooms and then headed to the Conference Room to start packing the conference dockets and goodie bags. The dinner at Ban Thai was not too bad but a pity that my favourite band, the Manila Jam did not perform. The whole night was nothing but all the rumbo jumbo music by the blackies.

The first half day of the Conference was spent having an internal meeting with the MD while the juniors went to receive and greet the guests at the hotel lobby. As expected, I was arrowed to be the emcee for the rest of the event, so I had to hide in my room before the dinner starts to work on my welcome speech..tough job!


That's me on stage, posing before the event starts.


The weather was super humid on that night. Many were soaked in smelly sweat and didn't have the appetite to eat. haha. Too bad.


The second day started with the official Conference. Here I am again yakking and giving house rules before the presentations.


I had to take charge of the Triathlon Challenge on the next day. My exec was shunning from the blazing sun, so I had to brave the heat and ultra-violet to coordinate the games. I think overall, my guests enjoyed all the games amidst the heat. But the downside was that the smelly ah nehs played foul and blocked the good karters, made their karts go hay wired and disqualified them from the competition. Blardy hell. I was so pissed. Lucky no one was badly hurt, else I will pluck their chest hair strand by strand!


Check out the beautiful sun set. We held our farewell dinner by the patong beach with the romantic hawaiian setup; fire torches, sun beds, fully skirted banquet tables and chairs and yummy seafood buffet. My guests were gasping with awe when they arrived...and I started my speech thanking them for attending my "wedding beach party"...haha!

Speaking of the Hawaiian theme, we made the hotel send a set of batik shirt, sarong and slippers on the night before, for our guests to dress up to the theme for the dinner. I tell you lor, the shirts and sarongs were super duper ugly, I had this S'pore tour guide batik short sleeve shirt and a maroon sarong with matching pink slippers. Before I slept, I had to strain and figure how on earth I should coordinate the two outfits to attend the dinner the next day. In the end, I only wore my own white top with the maroon sarong. The shirt? I left it in the room and refused to pack them in my luggage when I checked out. Too ugly la.


See how sporting these people? I was expecting them to boycott the outfits provided, but turned out that they were more than willing to wear them. Ha!

We had sexy babes performing too...although there was one fatter than me..keke..



At the end of the event, we promised everyone a fantastic fireworks display. This gonna sound eerie...check out the pics below, did you see those blurred white bubbles in thebackground? It just didn't daunt us that there were something unusual about them until we realised that it is not only ONE camera, but FOUR altogether had the same effects after taking the pics at the beach. Surely there's no such things as pure coincidence right? All the four cams have faulty lighting probs or over exposed?






Anyway, David claimed that these are the lone "spirits" of the dead at the Tsunami incident. It's creepy isn't it? But David claimed that it is ok, just treat them as friends cos they are afterall "harmless". In fact, he thought it was a sign wor, so he went to the four face buddha to give some offerings of appreciation. Gosh, the thought of it just gives me goosebumps. May the dead rest in peace, pls dun scare the innocents anymore =P

On second thoughts, maybe I should send these photos to Straits Times and get them to solve the mystery? Hmm...yah..maybe when I'm less busy la..

Stay tuned to the next blog for the diving pics!

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Back to Civilisation..Sianz..

No, I didn't go MIA lah, the hotel room in Novotel Phuket didn't have built-in WIFI, and I was too busy to meddle with the dial-up connection also, so was out of touch for the entire week. Sorrys ah..

The put long story short, the company event went on fine and well. The MD gave me the thumbs-up and "Good Job" praise after the Farewell Dinner by the beach and granted the organising committee a 2-days' off too. Shiok. Another 2 more days of annual leave entitlement. Now I have a total of 25 days leave to play with. I is a happy gal! =)

After the event, the hubby came to join me in Phuket. We thought the days will be spent sun-bathing at Patong Beach and shopping for useless knick knacks at the shop front. But my travel agent actually extended us an invitation to his cruise for a diving trip in Phi Phi Island. I tell you, it was a super pleasant experience lor. David (my kind travel agent) not only provided us personal diving coaching, he also let us use his diving gear FOC. We completed a total of 2 open dives, a couple of months later, we will head back to Phuket again to complete the course to get our Diving license. I can't wait...I is so excited!! Will post up the pics in the next blog. David promisd to send me the CD by next week. Dun laff ah, we look super ugly in the wet suits and diving gear...haha! This joker actually barter traded his diving customer's camera and underwater casing for 2 free dives for him. He said he wanna save the hassle of going to the shopping malls to find the right camera, haha..let's see if our pics turn out fine. *grin*

Ok lah, shall continue tmr. Abit seh liao. Woke up at 5am to catch the stupid Tiger Airways flight, stupiak, dunno why schedule so early for what. How come no one complain ah? Hmm....we are the bloody cheapos. That's why.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Beauty Sleep

Oh well, I did went to see the company doc last evening. The hubby's training ended early yday so he was sweet to come and fetch me from work and send me to the doc, though the clinic was juz a street away from the office (he said he was worried that I was too drowsy to watch the roads....awwww.....can melt right!).

Anyway, the doc was a stupiak nerd. Without 5 minutes in the consultation room, he sent me out and the nurse dispensed me multi-coloured pills. I know cold/flu is common illness lah, if I can buy the pills off the rack, I dun have to step into the blardy clinic, see the doc for 3 minutes to get the medicine. Bah!

So after the doc, off we went to Geylang for our porridge dinner. I swear that it's not a sleazy place unlike Lorong 15 above, this one serves decent frog legs porridge and other yummy dishes. I forgot the name, but it has this huge "G7" signboard in the restaurant itself. It's a sorta restaurant like place but with kopi-tiam service. Besides the frong legs porridge, we also ordered the marmite (not termite ah!) spare ribs and special beancurd. Though I feel sick, these yummy food perked me up and mind you, I had 2 servings of the porridge where normally I will only take 1. So next time if you're near the vicinity, do drop by this restaurant and check out their famous dishes like mango fried fish, vietnamese style crabs and etc. The hubby said he will bring his family there to celebrate Father's Day...haha...they sure gonna tok his carrot head this time!

See how much I have digressed from my blog title! Haha..actually I juz wanna blog that I have finally broke the record to sleep at 10.30pm last night. I think I slept like a dead log, but I could remember vividly that I have a funny dream that I was pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy (duh!). The giving birth process was a breeze, not as painful as it sounds and I named my boy, Gareth Goh. Wahahaha...I can't believe it...and the scenes were so real that it nearly freaks me out when I woke up and found no Gareth. Sigh..must be the stress from the event that is bugging me lately..

Heading back to work again...sigh..