Monday Desperado

And so I was waiting for the bus to work this morning. This South African crept up from nowhere and started to ask if everyone is in the line waiting for the bus. I replied NO, but I was like, WTF, the bus stop serves many bus services, not just one, how could everyone be forming a line to wait for different buses?!

Anyway, he went on and rattled that he is from South Africa and it is his first time to Singapore..came here to buy 2nd hand computers and laptops and export them back to his native land to sell...blah blah and crap. Who cares? I wasn't interested at all. And he wasn't cute looking too. So when my bus finally came, I wanted to just say bye and zoom off to board the bus, but knn, he said he is also boarding the same bus cos' he is heading to Balestier Road!

So I purposely found a seat right next to the exit, but this darkie had to follow me and requested to sit next to me. And then he started the cock and bull stories again, telling me that I'm pretty (yah right!) and asked for my namecard or contact numbers. Well, if he is as good looking as Brad Pitt or suave as George Clooney, I wouldn't have hesitated. But he is neither! And best, he has bad breath! So out of courtesy, I told him politely that I have ran out of namecards, if he wants, he can give me his and I will drop him an email when I have the time. After searching all the possible pockets from his body, wallet and haversack frantically, he started to curse himself for leaving his cards in the Hotel and then took out his pen and searched again for a piece of paper to jot his contacts for me. By then, the bus has reached my destination and I stood up, rang the bell, zapped my ezylink card and waved bye bye to him. Wahahaha! What a Loser! You should see how dejected he was. He's probably trying to find some cheap thrills while in Singapore. Way to go Bugger! This ain't freaking South Africa, we Asians are not cheap and loose, we don't get hooked up or jumped into indecent proposals so easily. Try harder next time...go Geylang lah..should be able to meet some of his native frens there. Hiaks.

I is so sad. Now only ugly guys bio me...bor market value liao...sob!